No, we don't have Indian accents like how Appoo (or however you spell his name) speaks in the Simpsons. We speak very good English, but with a little bit of twist... Okay, not a little... A lot actually.
We add Chinese dialects and Tamil in front, at the back, prefix and suffix in our sentences. Every time you wanna say dude, you say, "MACHA!" After every sentence, make sure you use the suffix "-lah", "arr", "woh" in appropriate sentences. Examples:
"You dam pretty-lah..."
"You how old arr??"
"If you don't use condom then I get pregnant then how woh?"
Never say "Hey", always say "DEI!"
"Dei macha, lets go eat..."
"Dei" can be used in front and at the back of sentences...
"Taco Bell sucks, dei..." "Dei, today is Sunday."
Or you can use both in front and at the back...
"Dei, today Sunday, dei..."
Yeaps. There are many more bad English structures and grammars in the way we speak English... Laugh all you want...
"Dei macha, you laugh some more-lah... I kick your balls arr... Later you cry then your girlfriend leave you woh... Haha, you dumb dei..."
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