Hypocrites?

Everybody is one (except GOD), so stop complaining.

From Harold and Kumar: Escape from Guantanamo Bay;

Kumar: You're a hypocrite. You smoke weed but put those who do it behind bars.

George W. Bush: Let me ask you a question Kumar. Do you like giving people a handjob?

Kumar: Umm, no...

George W. Bush: Do you LIKE receiving a handjob?

Kumar: Yeahhhh...

George W. Bush: What do you have to say about yourself now?

xD